![*sigh*, Kanye. Arrogant, self-absorbed, lacking fashion sense=YES. Gangster=NO.
*Internal SMS / Memo to K-Dub’s marketing team, CC’d to HR on “why [Kanye West] fired his close friend of 3+ years and replaced him with a dude he met at a club who “happens” to be shorter than him”* [Kanye’s Lyrics***, btw]
WHO THAT QUIET JERK WHO AN INCH POINT FIVE TALLER N ME N TITE?????????
HAILZ NO, I AINT GUNZ BE THA SHAWTY IN MAH CREW TONIGHT.
“5-8” (THATS ME), N WATHAFUK—THAT AIN’T NO “SHAWTY” TO YOU, AIGHT?
NO WAY NOW HAUWWW, NO LAWLS, NU UH—WHAT WE NEED IS, *ah-ah-ah* [clears throat]
SOME “5-5” BRUVA WHO WE ROLL WIF IN CRAZY MAD STYLE TONITE
IT’S JUST SO I AIN’T THE ONE “SHAWTY” IN MY CREW—AIGHT?
[Insert highly edited Beyonce / Alicia Keys lyrics that reinforce KW’s mission statement by taking things completely out of context and using Adobe Premiere copiously]
*** by “Kanye’s Lyrics” we mean…aight, we ghostwrited some shit for you. If you down, hit us up and we roll. ONE](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krxs8aOR0B1qa9i3to1_400.jpg)
*sigh*, Kanye. Arrogant, self-absorbed, lacking fashion sense=YES. Gangster=NO.
*Internal SMS / Memo to K-Dub’s marketing team, CC’d to HR on “why [Kanye West] fired his close friend of 3+ years and replaced him with a dude he met at a club who “happens” to be shorter than him”* [Kanye’s Lyrics***, btw]
WHO THAT QUIET JERK WHO AN INCH POINT FIVE TALLER N ME N TITE?????????
HAILZ NO, I AINT GUNZ BE THA SHAWTY IN MAH CREW TONIGHT.
“5-8” (THATS ME), N WATHAFUK—THAT AIN’T NO “SHAWTY” TO YOU, AIGHT?
NO WAY NOW HAUWWW, NO LAWLS, NU UH—WHAT WE NEED IS, *ah-ah-ah* [clears throat]
SOME “5-5” BRUVA WHO WE ROLL WIF IN CRAZY MAD STYLE TONITE
IT’S JUST SO I AIN’T THE ONE “SHAWTY” IN MY CREW—AIGHT?
[Insert highly edited Beyonce / Alicia Keys lyrics that reinforce KW’s mission statement by taking things completely out of context and using Adobe Premiere copiously]
*** by “Kanye’s Lyrics” we mean…aight, we ghostwrited some shit for you. If you down, hit us up and we roll. ONE
